• me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

b3nnyb0y:

Yeah i’m ready for someone to like me now.

If you’re in a cute relationship, fuck you.

(Source: m-addie)

Silly boys in blue.

Have you been drinking son? You don’t look old enough to me.

I’m sorry officer, is there a certain age you’re supposed to be? Cause nobody told me.

  • last semester: oh well ill do better next time
  • this semester: oh well ill do better next time
  • next semester: oh well ill do better next time
  • rest of life: oh well ill do better next time
  • death: oh well ill do better next time